1. I just finished my project for building huts for homeless children whose gandmothers are sick and need transplants. We were about to open our doors on Tuesday but I need to get a license from the county on Monday. The fee is $10, but I guess Bill really needs the money, so I guess my hut project can wait.

  2. Due to economic cutback, the Reduced Shakespeare Company will be reduced to only one person: Matt Rippy!

  3. I think it might be a new show called How the Cities & States Were Formed and Named (Abridged)!

  4. Seems like an extended run of Sports (Abridged) in London, just in time for the Olympics, would be a fantastic idea.

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