By Reed Martin and Austin Tichenor
Folger Theatre at the Folger Shakespeare Library
April 21-May 8, 2016
“Something wickedly funny this way comes!”
New York Times
“A breathlessly irreverent and pun-filled romp!”
“An absolute resolute hoot of a bawdy comedy of errors!”
“Whatever you’re doing, stop now. Run – do not walk; run – to…the glorious ray of sunshine that is William Shakespeare’s Long Lost First Play (abridged).”
Discovered in a treasure-filled parking lot in Leicester, England (next to a pile of bones that didn’t look that important), an ancient manuscript proves to be the long-lost first play written by none other than seventeen-year-old William Shakespeare from Stratford. We are totally not completely making this up.
William Shakespeare’s Long Lost First Play (abridged) is the literary holy grail: an actual manuscript in Shakespeare’s own hand showing all his most famous characters and familiar speeches in a brand-new story. But because it’s one hundred hours long and contains multiple unwieldy storylines, the RSC decides, as a public service, to abridge it down to a brief and palatable ninety minutes and perform the world premiere of this lost masterpiece.
“The comedy’s the thing! 100 minutes of fast-paced comic mayhem!”
“Gloriously funny! Don’t miss it!”
Ken Ludwig, author of Lend Me a Tenor and the book How to Teach Your Children Shakespeare
You haven’t seen the Complete Works until you’ve seen William Shakespeare’s Long Lost First Play (abridged)!
“The lickety-split pacing cheerfully impudent tone…it’s Shakespeare as you’ve never imagined!”
“This isn’t an antithesis to Shakespeare at all. These guys are real Bard Geeks, playing off and therefore honoring his theatrical eminence.”
In this strange-yet-familiar narrative, an ancient grudge pits Puck (from Midsummer) against Ariel (from The Tempest) and turns Shakespeare’s canon upside-down, creating such strange bedfellows as Hamlet and that master motivator Lady Macbeth, Viola and Richard III, King Lear and the Weird Sisters, and (of course) Dromio and Juliet. Using questionable scholarship and street-performer smarts, playwrights Reed Martin and Austin Tichenor weave together most of the famous speeches and plot devices of Shakespeare’s thirty-nine plays to create a fast, funny, and fictional fortieth, filled with witty wordplay and vaudevillian variety.
“Fortunately, you don’t need to know the plays well to have fun, because the other half of “Long Lost Shakes” is its street theater energy and panache, cleverly playing off the audience.”
“A glorious mishmash of Shakespeare’s most famous lines and characters. Highly entertaining!”
Napa Valley Register
There’s method in their madness as the “Bad Boys of Abridgment” reduce this 100 hour masterpiece into a ninety-minute minimum opus filled with ancient grudges, mistaken identities, unsettled ghosts, magical spells, questionable potions, powerful tempests, devastating shipwrecks, men dressed as women, and twins twins twins!
Watch Reed Martin & Austin Tichenor present their discovery to the experts at the Folger Shakespeare Library!
“Gateway Shakespeare that may lead to a lifelong addiction!”
Maryland Theatre Guide
South Bend Tribune
“Vaudeville for our times!”
“A non-stop crowd pleaser!”
“They keep us suspended midway between the ludicrous and the poignant.”
Professor Richard Schoch, Queen’s University, Belfast
“Very, very funny; the kind of tribute Shakespeare himself would have appreciated.”
If you like Shakespeare you’ll like the show. If you hate Shakespeare, you’ll love William Shakespeare’s Long Lost First Play (abridged)!
“The Reduced Shakespeare Company has always been a hybrid of highbrow and low humor, and this show hits that sweet spot to appeal to all comers.”
DC Theatre Scene
“There’s no need to brush up your Shakespeare to enjoy William Shakespeare’s Long Lost First Play (abridged)!”
CONTENT ADVISORY: In the spirit of Shakespeare’s comedies, RSC shows contain comic depictions of violence, mild innuendo, bawdy language, and the occasional rude word. All children (and parents) are different, so we’ve chosen to rate our shows PG-13: Pretty Good If You’re Thirteen.
Upcoming Tour Dates
We look forward to announcing more performance dates soon. Stay safe, wear a mask!
Greg Jeffrey · May 22, 2017 at 2:50 pm
Brilliant, as ever guys – It”s a long time snce I’ve had a water fight LOL
austin · May 22, 2017 at 2:44 pm
Thank you for coming! You’re a very good shot, too…
Greg Jeffrey · May 22, 2017 at 2:24 pm
Thank you so much Gents a really fun evening – I’ve never had the chance to have a water fight with actors on stage before Reminded me of the good old days when the carnival floats squirted the rest of us and before elfin’ safetee spoiled all our fun
austin · April 23, 2017 at 8:22 am
Thank you for coming…and thank the missus too!!
Austin Sincock · April 23, 2017 at 6:22 am
Amazing show at the Reston Community Center, 4/22. Tix were a wonderful birthday present from my missus. She knows I loves me some abridged Shakespeare!
Mullers · March 23, 2017 at 5:23 am
Saw it at Sale Waterside Wed 22nd March.
There were only a couple of scenes that caused mild amusement, however, the rest of it was absolutely laugh out loud funny.
Slightly different than most previous offerings but retained all RSC’s brilliant perspective and outrageous presentation.
A must for R(educed)SC fans and newcomers alike.
austin · March 20, 2017 at 12:39 pm
Thank you, sir!
John Dudman · March 18, 2017 at 3:39 pm
Front row seats at Salisbury Playhouse this evening. Brilliant evening’s entertainment and very educational. Who’d have thought Shakespeare, Disney, Dickens and Rowling could be woven together.
Jane B · February 11, 2017 at 2:07 pm
Absolutely brilliant. Saw it at Chipping Norton Sat 11th 17. Haven’t laughed so much for a ongoing time. Amazing actors. DI not miss it.
austin · September 11, 2016 at 7:58 pm
Hmm…doesn’t sound like us. We didn’t come to the UK until 1987.
Mark · September 11, 2016 at 5:21 am
I recall seeing a production on British television back in the 80’s that was an homage to Bodecia, Warrior Queen. Are you the same guys? Back then there were only two “actors” in the company
austin · June 7, 2016 at 10:02 am
Please contact Broadway Play Publishing (check our Contact Page for details). They’ll be able to best answer that question.
Sofia · June 3, 2016 at 2:50 pm
Can I do a derivative work of your play “the complete works of william shakespeare (abridged)” with latin-based quotes and Roman characters for an amateur, small performance?
austin · May 29, 2016 at 10:08 am
Thanks for your interest, Pam! The script for LongLostShakes won’t be available for amateur licensing for several years, but most of our other shows are. You find them at our publisher’s website https://www.broadwayplaypub.com. Thanks for your interest!
Pamela Elgar · May 27, 2016 at 5:24 am
Please can you tell me if it is possible to get this script for amateur performances.